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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 07:40
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Maxime amet sequi odit placeat molestiae.
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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So they tried
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way